Weenies and Underwear

The slogan on your T-shirt identifies you to the world as a member of the cult to whose ideology you conform, and what's better than identifying yourself to the world as a conformist? Here's the T-shirt I would wear, if I were 20 years younger. It says "Wal-Mart: Guns • Censorship • Crap from China." If I were the sort of guy who likes to point out irony, I might mention that that the T-shirts in question are "completed at several offshore locations." That is, they're crap from China.



Hanes, by the way--and its patronizing ladies' auxiliary units Just My Size! and Hanes Her Way--is owned by Sara Lee, a global mega-conglomerate that also owns, among many others, Jimmy Dean sausage, Champion sportswear, Ball Park franks, and Wonderbra. Weenies and underwear.