Notice: This segment is not ironic. These really are just photographs of some animals in my backyard.
Twisty's inner amateur naturalist has only recently gained control of the host body. The struggle was arduous and bloody; the hipster showed admirable resolve, but ultimately the geek prevailed. Thus is the scope of the Urban Varmint Project, though admittedly slim at the moment, expected to enbiggen as the geek cells reproduce and fester.
More about the Urban Varmint Project
Critter List
Walking Stick Diapheromera femorata The 6-inch bug
Green Anole Anolis carolinensis The car insurance lizard
Mediterranean Gecko Hemidactylus turcicus The golem
Texas Spiny Lizard Sceloporus olivaceus or maybe Urosaurus ornatus
Spinybacked Orbweaver Gasteracantha cancriformis
Southern Green Stink Bug Nezara viridula
Rock Dove Columba livia
Dragonfly assorted Libellulidae
Eastern Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Papilio glaucus
Common House Spider Achaearanea tepidariorum
Silver-spotted Skipper Epargyreus clarus
Assassin Bug family Reduviidae
Paper Wasp Polistes exclamans
Paper Wasp Polistes carolina
Decollate Snail Rumina decollata (Note: accuracy of species identification currently under investigation by the Director)
White-Tailed Deer Odocoileus virginianus
Fall Webworm Hyphantria cunea
Gulf Coast Toad Bufo valliceps
Great Spreadwing Damselfly Archilestes grandis
Walking Stick Anisomorpha buprestoides
Featherlegged Orbweaver Uloborus glomosus
Orbweaver Neoscona sp.
Northern Mockingbird Mimus polyglottos
Differential Grasshopper Melanoplus differentialis
Mute Swan Cygnus olor